Wednesday, March 23, 2011

PRETTY SURE I'VE USED THIS AS A TITLE BEFORE, BUT THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO SAY: AAIIEEEE!

Looking back, it seems kind of impressive that I used to post here every day, but let's face it: Much of what appeared here was merely padding.  There were lazy, single paragraph posts, there were lame "can't think of a premise" posts and there were shitloads of clip jobs.

And many--too many?--of those clips showcased random numbers from TV variety specials of the seventies.  And yes, many of those numbers featured the barely competent Lynda Carter, because she served as a shining exemplar of seventies celebrity.  Enormous breasts aside, she had no particular reason to be a star, yet there she was on TV anyway, and worse, she was singing.

One might have thought I had exhausted the available library of Lynda clips, and even I thought I had, but the internet is a bottomless pit of unnecessary things, so there's always the dreaded More: More Lynda, More singing, More dancing, More campy Peter Allen songs that aren't even very good on their own terms.

But hey, enough with the talking.  Take it away, Carter Miranda!