It's OK. I'm still here, theoretical reader who probably doesn't even exist anymore. Well, not here, at this site, actually writing things. But I'm still, you know, here in the world. Things get in the way, life goes on, what have you.
But hey! Here's a little something we haven't done in awhile: Lynda Carter singing! It's from a 1984 variety special, and if you had told me people were still turning out this kind of crap as late as '84, I'd have said you were nuts. But here's the eye-gouging, ear-punishing evidence. Enjoy, or whatever.