Trying to decide which topic I'd rather pursue here--the death of hypocritical jackhole Henry Hyde (the Republican congressman who led the impeachment proceedings against Bill Clinton for the crime of lying about a blow job, even though Hyde himself cheated on his wife) or Our Beloved President's insistence that congress hand over as much money as he wants for Iraq, no questions asked--I spent too much time thinking about both of these, and some sort of chain reaction started in my brain and paralyzed my entire body, making me unable to write anything other than wearying, paragraph-long sentences...and who needs that?
So instead of dealing with that, let's just sit back and enjoy Peter Sellers on The Muppet Show, shall we?
