So I had this thing I was working on here, and it's not like i was that far into it or anything, just a couple paragraphs, but still. The point is, I managed to start cranking out something halfway decent at a pretty good clip, when suddenly--
--my computer froze. Which it's been doing a lot lately, and it's getting pretty damned--oh, look, let's not get into that. The point is, Blogger is supposed to autosave these things, but when I returned, it was gone. Gone! As though my thoughts had never stirred, as though...well, again, it really wasn't that big a deal. Just kind of annoying, really. Hardly worth mentioning.
You know what? Let's just pretend this whole thing never happened. Instead, enjoy this...the most disturbing thing you'll ever see.