Haven't been around here much. Life goes on, and sometimes gets in the way. I gave some thought to posting a recollection of a particularly vivid dream I had the other night--it involved a right-wing cabal reanimating Bill Cullen's corpse to spearhead an incredibly misconceived bid for world dominance--but whenever I'd sit down to actually write, some distraction would raise its head. (Those Wikipedia entries on Patrick Hernandez and Jeff Altman won't read themselves, y'know.)
So, um, yeah...I've got nothing. Thus, lacking any real entertainment here, let me present an ad for what has to be the worst imaginable Christmas present. Enjoy, I guess.