Much I could go on about.
The assassination of Benazir Bhutto, of course, and the world-wide ramifications.
The ongoing douchebaggery of Rudy Giuliani.
The birthday today of tweedy, affable Jack Perkins, fondly remembered as the former host of A&E's Biography series...and for being endlessly mocked on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Plus, I've really, really been meaning to write a lengthy piece on Sweeney Todd.
But all that will wait, for now. I'll be gone for a few days, a crushing blow as always to regular readers of this site. Both of them. (And no, I never get tired of that gag.)
In the meantime, please enjoy this bit of forgotten seventies culture. Feel free to speculate on the exact nature of the relationship between Burger Chef and Jeff. Bustling pickles?