Of course, Alfredo Gonzales was allowed to resign rather than be fired.
He was, after all, "a man of integrity, decency and principle."
At least, according to Our Beloved President.
We're all sure history will judge your comments fairly, Mr. President. (I picture "History" as vaguely resembling the late actor John Fiedler, and as he judges the president's assesment of his snivelling sycophant--sorry, I meant "trusted team player"--he alternates hysterical laughter with sad, resigned sighs.)
Adios, Douchebag, and please take Cheney with you next time, 'kay?
