Sorry, I overslept. So that definitive essay on Return Of The Jedi that I had planned for today will just have to wait.
(Readers breathe collective sigh of relief.)
And you know, the whole breakup with Katie thing is awful and all, but honestly, I'm feeling strangely indifferent. No whining about my personal life.
(Readers cheer.)
No new Vincente Minnelli movies on DVD for me to praise effusively, too exhausted to delve into the Clinton-Obama feud, too bummed out to excoriate the Yankees.
(Readers offer thanks to God or gods of choice.)
But hey...I've got this:
(Readers stare in stunned, slack-jawed disbelief, wondering what they've done to deserve this.)
