I was going to write about the Republican presidential candidates' typically offensive reaction to Iowa's four-hour allowance of gay marriage, or perhaps about Bush's latest pro-war whoop-de-doo, or even about the Yankees' sweet, sweet three game sweep against the much-reviled Red Sox.
Screw it. Here's a classic MST3K take on a Gumby short. I use the phrase "That squares my breasts" way too often in daily conversation.
