Really, folks, I'm as eager as you are to wrap up this damn countdown thing and move on to something else. But my computer is incredibly slow this morning and, as today's title should indicate, Blogger is having issues of its own. Last time this happened, my entire post disappeared into infinity, so I'm not taking the time to write an entire rambling screed only to have it lost to the ages. I'd settle for a clip job, but the connection at YouTube is dragging like...like...I can't even think of a joke.
Screw it. I'm goin' back to bed.
