Wednesday, October 29, 2008

PERFECT WHAT?

Hey, three posts yesterday. Pretty good, eh? So I can just kick back this morning, relax and--and, um--

Sorry. Got a little distracted there. I keep seeing this headline in The New York Times, and it looks like it says something crazy, but that can't be right. Let me examine this more closely...

WIN OR LOSE, MANY SEE PALIN AS FUTURE OF PARTY

So. Well, there it is, then. If...I mean...that's, um, she's not, uh, going away then, is she? So we, uh...Crap.

Excuse me, I have to go sit in a corner and be depressed. Maybe Joey Heatherton can cover the sound of my tears.



Apparently not...