We're nothing if not ruthlessly honest around here. If inspiration fails to strike, and I just don't feel like writing, by God, I tell you so. (Any lingering bitterness about the Yankees losing to the Red Sox? I don't wanna talk about it.)
Anyway, it's not like I have nothing to give you. Here's an early short film by David Lynch, and holy crap, is it ever creepy. Something to consider while watching: Lynch's entire filmography consisted of shorts such as this, plus Eraserhead and The Elephant Man when George Lucas asked him to direct Return Of The Jedi. If only he'd signed on--imagine what the Ewoks would have looked like in Lynch's world!
